Office is a strange place. If you have been working indoors for long enough you start to see patterns. Here is how I try to classify office workers in my workspace. I can easily classify them in 12 distinct categories. Here is my list for you to enjoy.
Arrival Time Checker
These are the workers who reach office fifteen minutes before timing and are considered pest by the other colleagues are just liked by the boss. 
They can be recognized by the serious looking facial characteristics.
Open Eyes Sleeper
They are the workers who say “yes sir!” on all work assigned to them. 
They are found in every meeting with power point presentations.
Blackberry Addict
They always seen busy with their blackberry and are prone to pranks. 
They are usually not aware of all the things going around them.
Smokers
They are always found in small groups in the corner outside the office despite of the weather. 
They are characterized by their bad odor.
Good Looking Dumb Chicks
These are least productive workers and may just be beneficial to the morale of male workers. 
They are seen busy with their nails sitting on their seats.
Good Looking Dumb Chumps
These are seen grooming themselves and enjoying their reflections. 
They also give reason to female productive employees to return to work.
Office Supplies Collector
The feeling of being less paid makes their nature harsh. 
They hunt the office supply and collect them in their counter.
Free Lunch Hunter
This type of specie is not yet extinct. They always look someone to pay for their lunch. 
Female colleagues are mostly hunted by them.
The Fat Guy with Tight Tie
They are characterized by their weird dress habit and too tight tie. 
They are trying to downscale the stored fat in their body by their dressing.
The But Crackers
This unpleasant species is also found in many offices. 
Many people accidentally see this but can’t help it out.
The Pet Lovers
She can be recognized by the photos of her pets on her desk rather the photos of the family.
She is mostly found staring at those photos with pretty smile on her face.
The Almighty IT Guy
He knows more about your computer than yourself. 
If you treat him respect you can assign him that work which you find difficult to do.
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